Characters Welcomed

Damn, I hate that saying. I am a HUGE Law and Order fan , all episodes are on that certain network and characters, just like stupid people are around me, in adbundance!

I love to people watch, it is HUGE part of my life and every one is a character whith his or her own story to tell or be told, by his or her actions or some one elses' version Turth or thruth be known? It's a mystery. AND, a mystery I must solve.

Ok, I am sick. I caught my kids', both, of their colds. That is what happens when you live under the same roof and touch all of the same things. I am sick and did not want to go out last night. But, Sweetie, came up all dressed up, and I knew HE wanted go out and, so we did. ( I am such a good woman). We went to the Blues Club and it was Packed! Packed. Fire Marshall Packed.

OK, we share the same peronality...patience vs. impatiences and we go out. I can't breethe and it is pouring down rain, but we go out. What a good woman am I. And, we see charactors around us. Welcome and not so welcome.

Pimp daddy or Mcdaddy: He is just so worng! He is a 60+ man on the stroll. Several weeks ago he tried his game with me. EWWWWWWW.
Pim Daddy nudges me and says, (after Sweetie went to the restroom) "Let's Dance.: EWWWWWWW.
Me: Ah, No, my boyfriend (Hates when I cal him this, he's a man) doesn't like when I dance when other men, thank you, but no thanks.
He then nudges me again with his elbow AND blows me a kiss. EWWWWWW.
Sweetie comes out of the restroom and Pimp Daddy is gone. I tell Sweetie to, please, never leave me alone, again. It's a free for all.

We go up to get a drink. I just want Brandy because the fumes and the warm glass helps my cold. I know, just an excue.

Oh! the fight back to our seats.

Bladder Boy: This man HAD to announce to the wold his bladder, or lack of control, problem. We were in a packed room, not like I could go up the person in front of my ass,(Sweetie's) so he could get by. Bu he was SPECIAL. He needed special treatment. We were all to clear the path so he could get by to pee. Don't drink too much and you would not have to pee. DUH!
Later, in the evening, his girlfriend or skank of the night, gave him a very disgusting lap dance. to, what I call the White Trash National Antem (Sweet Home Alabama). Sorry, no offense, attended. But that song just sucks. Again, the man had to announce to the world that "he got off." L:ike anyone cares. What a stage and, another Springer episode. Don't have too much respect for rednecks and there, thankfully, not too much in my neighborhood.

Crank Girl: Don't care about your drama. Enough Said!!!! Take care of yourself and your kids and all will be well. Enough said. Get off the hook!

The Big Dude that Looks Like a Tree: Don;t park your big, Black, 6'6 foot ass in front of me AND the drink counter. The world does not, and never did, revolve around you! Move! (Sweetie told you this and I seriously thought we would be dead at that moment). Move!!!!!

Old Dudes: Why stand in an aisle????? Please, why? Do you own it? Move!!! Damn, it! Trying to get through. Move!

Droid boy: Hey, your arms are built like my legs, but why????? Sweetie says you work out, but I am convinced you are a "Roid" man......you are going to have small testicles and bigger boobs than I and you will seriously, at least one time in your life, go off on someone inocent. My question??? Why??? Just work out and get off the Roids!!

Dude "I have your back": Quit pushing me if you have my back!!!!!!! I can not go any faster out of here. And, yes, I want the Holy Hell out of here. I can only move so fast . I have a sick, 4'11 ass and, tonight, I'm not moving that quickly. So, don't say you have my back. You just want to shove it along and help further YOUR cause. I hate your gouthie (?) mug.

Band: You were good! WERE! Especially, that tribute to James Brown. Now, you play Skynard. Enough said. Flick the Bick! Get me the hell out of here!

Oh, did I mention the rain??????? Leave all of the buildings and you not only get soaking, dirty rain, but Wind. Get me home!!!

Now, after a day of regrouping, Sweetie has MY cold. He now wishes that we would have stayed home and just watched a DVD. HMMMMMMM, I think that is what I originally suggested. So much for NOT having a penis.