There are Stupid People all Around Me

Please, wake me from this terrible nightmare. There are stupid people all around me and it is scarring me to death! I try not to knock someone's intelligence or lack there of......but, I will "comment" on those around me that are rude, insensitive and just plain lack common sense. Everyday, it seems more people I come into contact with are inbedded in this category. So sad, I know.

Day One: Dr.'s Office Cow
Yes, she's a cow and on several occasions, I have told her so. Remember, this is the first person you come in contact with upon entering the office. Why do companies, offices, or whatever have the rudest person on the planet greet people, whether it be in person or on the phone? Seriously, wake up America!!!!!!! You may have the best product, be the best doctor, but the cow that greets me is ruining your business!

I have labled her, besides "Cow," the "NO Person." Don't confuse this with being "In-the-Know" she is just NO. Each question you ask her is answered with, "NO." Why????...because she can and it, most likely, is the only thing she can control in life. No wonder my blood pressure was elevated upon entering the examination room. I had to deal with her first! Apparently, I am not the only "patient"....now, IMpatient.......that has complained about her. But, she still has a job. She most likely always will. She's been the "greeter" for, at the very least, the last 17 years I have been going there. Probably gets raises also. Cow!

Day Two: Youngsters
I have teenagers at home that I have to deal with everyday.....I'm their mom. However, when I go out on the weekends, the last group of people I want to have even in the same atmosphere as I are teenagers and young 20 something yearl olds. Nah, you're not all bad, it's me. I am getting older and just don't get the "quirkiness" of your generation. I was married and had two kids BEFORE my mid-20's. I HAD to grow up.

So young girl with way too low pants..c'mon leave a little mystery, and young "newest, hot, dude" in her life HAVE to be right next to me and Sweetie and they are just going at it. I mean, gross! Get a room......and quit bumping into me and knocking me off of my 4" heels. Just one night, I would love to be close to average height without breaking an ankle in the process.

So, after I finish my glass of wine, Sweetie and I head towards the restrooms. This is a rather large club and it is packed. But, my luck? Make out queen and her gaggle of girlfriends have taken over the bathroom. I guess we do travel in packs and have to use the restroom TOGETHER.

I am standing in line listening to what is mainly nonsense about how sweet, hot and whatever the make out king is. "He even goes to church. Isn't that sooooooo sweet." Church doesn't make the man, trust me. I pull out my phone to see if any of my kids called me and sure enough, boy #1 has called.

One of the dim witted, ratt packers notices that I am going to use my phone and in her ever so sing-song, Valley Girl voice says:
VG: Ummmmmmm are you like drunk dialing?
Me: What? (Wanted to make sure I heard correctly)
VG: Like, you know, Drunk Dialing.
Me: First, that is none of your business. Second, I am not drunk. Third, I am calling my son!

They all left. Abruptly.

I went back to find Sweetie and he asked me where all my "buddies" went. I told him I think I scared them away. After telling him the story, he just smiled and said, " That's my girl!"

Day 3: Opposing Cousel
I do not know just where my ex found this clown. Dial a clown? I have often thought about calling my ex and warning him about how stupid this man is. I also would like to suggest to him that he should fire him AND sue him for malpractice. But, forget that! That jack-ass is going to be my ace-in-the-hole! Seriously, the man is a clown. I got so much pleasure in telling this dweeb to never contact me and send every useless piece of information to my attorney.

Day 4: My Ex.
Stupidity. Just stupid and a whole book in itself. Enough said, already!

Day 5: My clients
Make up your mind!!!!!! Make up your mind!!!!! If there is a price issued, talk to me. I am reasonable. I can negotiate. Please, don't pull some passive/aggressive crap to manipulate me. COMMUNICATE!

Day 6: Google Blogs
Thank you for only publishing HALF of my Blog and losing the other half. Way to go geniuses.

Day7: Looking forward to the weekend
Anyone figure out that I am tired, stressed-out, pissed off and sick of people? Throw a cold and Aunt Flo into the mix and I am a raging maniac. Aunt Flo: You have over-stayed your welcome. Go home you mean hag. I don't like you, I never liked you and I hated you since I first met you!

Hope the weekend goes well because I need some peace! Have a nice weekend everyone!