You Wanna Piece of Me Too?

Ok....do I have bulls-eye or a kick me sign on my back? This 'meme" just in from my cousin......It must be free floating the net because I actually read this on Missy's Big Fish Stories Blog. I think this is everyone's evil trick (or post April Fool's gag) to get me to sit still. I am damn, it. I have not done anything worth while all day!!! I can stay still. I am not ADHD. i even sent younger boyz' girlfriend to get me coffee. Does that make you all happy?

Ok......here goes round two.......And, this is the final round! No more, thanks to all of my well meaning friends and family....but, no more, please. I love you and I know you only have my best interest in heart......but, answering a ton of questions is considered strenuous activity in my world. But, I love you. Grazie!


1. What do you wish your name was? I like my name.......nothing wrong with it. Angela...There are a ton of them in my family..but why not one more?
2. What is your favorite thing to wear? Depending on the situation. I love my jeans, my sweats, shorts but a nice little black skirt can be so fun!
3. Last thing you ate….bbq chicken...take out, just an hour ago......deeeeeeeeleeeeeeee. Like my oldest used to say when he was learning to talk.
4. Favorite quote? I have several........Jesus was a liberal......anyone can stick his dick in a woman and have a kid but it takes a real man to raise one......Don't blame me for You........I have a ton!
5. I say Shotgun, you say? Shoot 'em 'fore they run now.
Do the jerk, baby
Do the dirty now (Jr. Walker and the All Stars).......Hey, you asked!
6. Last person you hugged? Sweetie, this morning as he was leaving for work
7. Africa or Mexico? Mexico....maybe.........rum and seafood tacos or cerviche(?) I don't like tequilla!
8. How many U.S states have you been to? Wow. ok....hold on..... about 10? I think
9. How many of the U.S states have you lived in? 2, but only consider one. I was born in Nevada and my father was soon transferred to California. Thank you, there is truely a God!
10. Does anyone you know wanna date you? Yes, I am dating him.
11. Name something you like physically about yourself: My eyes? My hair? Either of the two
12. Something you don’t? My height or lack there of
13. Who is your best friend? Sweetie
14.Why are you still up? Please, it's only 9:00. I am not that old.
15. Who/What made you angry today? Memes!!!!!!! Damn, it!
16. Favorite type of Food? Italian or anything that comes from the water.
17. Favorite holidays? Probably Christmas Eve. Huge Italian holiday with a ton of great food.
18. Do you download music? Yes, constantly.
19. Do you care if your socks are dirty? My BOYZ steel my socks........you heard right........I don't have a chance to get them dirty.
20. What are you wearing right now? Sweats, a lavendar t-shirt and an old lady bra to support my biopsied boob.....you asked!
21. Would you date the person who posted this? My cousin? Please! This isn't Arkansas! Or Utah!
22. Has anyone ever sang or played for you personally? Yes, constantly
23. Do you love anyone? Yes, I love my kids, my family, my sweetie......sometimes, however, I don't like them. Huge difference.
24. Do you like George W. Bush? Oh! HELL NO! Crazy, dumb ass RED NECK. Worst president EVER!!!!!!!! The W is for Worst!!!!
25. Have you ever bungee jumped? No, hate heights.....scared to death!
26. Have you ever gone white-water rafting? Yes, another dumb-ass thing. I can't swim...........Heathen teenage years......probably one of the stupidest things besides marrying so young I have ever done!
27. Has anyone ten years older than you ever hit on you? Yes...........pimp daddy/Mac Daddy at the Blues Club...regularly.....see earlier posts.
28. How much money ya got in ya pocket? I am wearing sweats.....senza pockets
29. Have you met a real redneck? Yes.........and thankfully, not too many! Another indication there is a God!
30. How is the weather right now? Great! Might be close to 80 this weekend.
31. What are you listening to right now? The Kings getting their asses kicked........(Basketball). No play off hope there!
32. What is your current fave song? I don't really listen to top 40....like my oldies........don't have a fave.
33. What was the last movie you watched? I seriously can't recall.
34. Do you wear contacts? Yes, occasionally.
35. Where was the last place you went besides your house? To pick up bbq chicken
36. What are you afraid of? My narcissistic soon to be ex husband!
37. How many piercings have you had? 4......2 in each ear
38. How many pets do you have? 2 cats and a pain in the ass dog. I am hoping my soon to be ex is awarded custody of said pain in the ass dog! i refuse to negotiate on said minor!
39. What’s one thing you’ve learned? Don't ever take this life for granted!
40. What do you usually order from Starbucks? I patronize mom and pop coffee shops!
42. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes, and knocked on my ass in the process! Never again!
43. Are you missing someone? Yes, I wish Sweetie was here tonight.
44. Fav. TV show? All Law and Order......Original, CI, SVU
45. Do you have an iPod? 2....just gave one to Sweetie. The best invention ever!
46. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celeb? My twin......literally....would be Julia Dreyfus.......whatever.....yes, we are twins.....Elaine, Christine......whatever, we are twins. I have had too many, including this one, conversations regarding our very similar looks! (And Elaine's personality). Only? I can dance...Elaine can not!
48. Who would you like to see right now? Sweetie
49. Favorite movie of all time? Godfather 1 and2.........A Bronx Tale...........(chick flick): Fried Green Tomatoes
50. Do you find yourself loved? Very much so! Very much so.....by my well-meaning family.......friends, boyz and Sweetie......all of the time. I am happy. I have a ton of love!
51. Have you ever been caught doing something you weren’t supposed to? Of course!
52. Favorite flower? A Red Rose
53. Butter, plain, or salted popcorn? Butter
54. What Magazines are you reading? None, currently.....oh, I forgot the chiropractor's office.......Newsweek
55. Have you ever ridden in a limo? A few times
56. Has anyone you were really close to passed away recently? Not recently, thank you, God!
58. What’s something that really bugs you? Rude, self-absorbed, dim witted people.....usually anyone who works in "customer service."
60. Do you like Michael Jackson? When he was part of the 5.
61. What’s your favorite smell? il Baccio.........(it's a perfume).
62. Favorite baseball team? NY Yankees
63. Favorite cereal? Not really a breakfast fan
65. What’s the longest time you’ve gone without sleep? I can't recall.
66. Last time you went bowling? Damn.........2 zillion years ago? I suck at bowling!
67. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? On the ground! Who, seriously invented the concept of camping? C'mon!
68. Who was your last phone call? Just a second ago.....the ex! He's massaging his conscience and, I guess, trying to be nice? Can't let the guard down! Narcissist!
69. Last time you were at work? Friday.
70. What’s the closest orange object to you? Nothing......I am looking around me and there is no orange and the sun is down......Wow! No orange. A ton of red....but no orange.